Librarian: Good morning. Reference. How may I help you?
Caller: Hi. Is this Reference?
Librarian: Yes, sir. You have reached the Reference Desk. How may I help you?
Caller: Gee, I hope you can help me.
Librarian: I will certainly try. Tell me what you are looking for.
Caller: Well, I’m not sure what I’m looking for, but my wife told me to call.
Librarian: Great! What did your wife want?
Stop me if you heard this one 🙂